- The Hatian Sensation nets a hat-trick as the US hammers mighty Trinidad & Tobago, 3-0. [Soccernet]
- Let's all laugh at Mexico: Honduras rolls over our neighbors to the south, 3-1. [SBI]
- Brave John Terry bravely heads England past the Ukraine, 2-1. [BBC Sport]
- Argentina are demolished by Bolivia, 6-1. It's okay, though, Argentina fans, because Diego Maradona feels really bad about it. [Guardian]
- Alan Shearer to focus on keeping the barcodes in the Prem, as opposed to, um... Winning the league? [Sky Sports]
Thursday, April 2, 2009
Morning Roundup, 04/02/09
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3 comments:
I GOT A FEVER. AND THE ONLY PRESCRIPTION...
IS MORE JOZY.
My comments to each update:
1: If we don't start Jozy for the rest of his career, obviously barring certain situations, I will murder Bob Bradley.
2. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (pauses for breath) AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA (you get the idea)
3. I'll show you brave. In my pants.
4. To be fair to Argentina, perhaps they weren't doing as much coke as their coach asked.
5. I don't really have any comments. I like Newcastle and wish them the best.
I'm calling up my congressman today to see if he can draft a law that makes it illegal to not start Jozy for the next ten years, minimum.
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