Morning Roundup, 04/23/09

If he fails as a manager, Roy Keane can always take up a job creeping the hell out of everyone.

• Ipswich Town appoint Roy Keane as manager. How many "Tractor Roy" headlines will we see today? [Sky Sports]
• Carlos Tevez will likely leave United this Summer. Click the link for the article, stay for the hilarious lead photo. [Guardian]
• In other Man Yoo news, the Red Devils move back into first with a 2-0 win at home over Pompey. [BBC Sport] 
• Meanwhile, Chelsea are effectively removed from the title chase with a 0-0 draw with Everton at Stamford Bridge. [Times]
• Hate Ronaldo? Fan of schadenfreude? Here's a montage for you. [Dirty Tackle]