Morning Roundup, 04/07/09

• Champions League quarterfinals kick off today. This has nothing to do with AC Slater, but what the hell. [SBI]
• Sounders forward Freddy Montero is clearly on the path to stardom (and not just because of his 2 goals in 3 games).  You know you've made it in soccer when you're accused of sexual assault.  [Unprofessional Foul]
• In today's shocking news, Chelsea senior players would welcome the return of Jose Mourinho. Apparently, they must like winning the league, or something. [Guardian]