Morning Roundup, 04/22/09

Hold on, there's something stuck in my teeth...

• Pretty sneaky, sis: Andrey/Andrei Arshavin connects four (yes, I know it's a stretch) as the Gunners draw 4-4 with Liverpool at Anfield. [BBC Sport]
• And you thought we could go a few months without mentioning Goldenballs...  Harry Redknapp is reported to be weighing up a move for David Beckham. [The Sun]
• In today's shocking news, Inter could cut Adriano. Who knew that going AWOL would get you canned? [Goal.com]
• And Michael Owen is kind of a douchebag... [Unprofessional Foul]