Morning Roundup, 11/30/10

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• Barcelona demolish Real Madrid, 5-0. Even some guy named Jeffren, which I am absolutely certain is not a real name, scores for the Blaugrana. [THIS VERY WEBSITE]

• Even more sketchy doings are afoot at FIFA, where Vice President Issa Hayatou is now also under investigation by the International Olympic Committee. [BBC News]

• Bad news for Liverpool, as Jamie Carragher may miss up to three months with a shoulder injury. At least that's what we think he said. [Soccernet]

• Spurs are allegedly in talks to sign Hoffenheim forward Vedad Ibisevic... [Pies]

• Or, possibly... EMMANUEL ADEBAYOR!?

/spit take

This rumor is probably crap, anyway. Right? RIGHT???

[F365]