Morning Roundup, 11/03/10

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Gareth Bale ain't nuthing ta fuck wit.

• Spurs take down reigning Champions League winners Inter Milan, 3-1. By the transitive property, West Ham are now champions of Europe. [F365]

• Just in case you were not aware, Gareth Bale is really, really good. He's very discreet, but he'll haunt your dreams. [BBC Sport, Guardian]

• In other Champions League action, United and Valencia pick up 3-0 wins over Bursaspor and Rangers, respectively, while Barcelona are held to a 1-1 draw by FC Copenhagen. [Soccernet]

• Revs forward Taylor Twellman is expected to retire due to issues with post-concussion syndrome. I blame Giuseppe Rossi. [Fox Soccer]