The Big Bear's Abbreviated Weekend Preview Sort-of Bonanza: Week of 11/19/2010

Sorry, folks. I haven't had the time to make up a full weekend preview for this week, so, instead, I present the following half-assed version.

Premier League Match of the Week

Arsenal vs. Tottenham
Saturday, 0745
Prediction: 3-1

Ah, the North London Derby. There's nothing quite like it.

/alternates between drinking whiskey and Pepto Bismol


Other, Less Important, Premier League Matches

Bolton vs. Newcastle
Saturday, 1000
Prediction: 2-1

Birmingham vs. Chelsea
Saturday, 1000
Prediction: 0-1

Blackpool vs. Wolverhampton
Saturday, 1000
Prediction: 1-1

Manchester United vs. Wigan
Saturday, 1000
Prediction: 2-0

West Brom vs. Stoke
Saturday, 1000
Prediction: 1-1

Liverpool vs. West Ham
Saturday, 1230
Prediction: 3-1

Blackburn vs. WCIS-Endorsed Aston Villa
Sunday, 0830
Prediction: 2-2

Fulham vs. Manchester City
Sunday 1100
Prediction: 1-2

Sunderland vs. Everton
Monday, 1500
Prediction: 2-2


Ray Hudson Presents: La Liga Match of the Week

Villareal vs. Valencia
Saturday, 1200
Prediction: 2-2

Take it away, Ray:

"VALENCIA BETTER WATCH OUT, BECAUSE THE YELLOW SUBMARINE ARE GONNA BE FIRING ALL THEIR TORPEDOES IN THIS ONE! AND VILLAREAL'S TORPEDOES ARE EVEN BETTER THAN NORMAL TORPEDOES! THEY'RE LIKE THAT TORPEDO IN TOMORROW NEVER DIES THAT HAS THOSE ROTATING TEETH AND CAN CHANGE DIRECTIONS WITH THE FLICK OF A JOYSTICK!"

From the Folks who Brought you Lager and World Wars I and II, it's the Bundesliga Match of the Week!

Bayer Leverkusen vs. Bayern Munich
Saturday, 1230
Prediction: 1-2

Serie A Match of the Week, if You're into That Sort of Thing

AC Milan vs. Fiorentina
Saturday, 1445
Prediction: 3-1

As I have had a tough time coming up with things to say about the Serie A Match of the Week, I will instead post something that is tangentially related to Italy.

This week, I present:

The Jersey Shore Cast's Words of Wisdom

(see what I did, there)

"A crow comes and it starts quacking at us... or not quacking, what does a crow do?"
-Snooki

The Big Bear’s Weekend Preview Bonanza is posted (almost) every Friday throughout the Premier League season.