Morning Roundup, 10/21/10

• Spurs go full retard at the San Siro, falling 3-0 down and being reduced to 10 men within the first 15 minutes of play. Gareth Bale manages to make the final scoreline respectable by netting a hat trick, however, and Inter Milan walk away with a 4-3 victory. [BBC Sport]
• United win 1-0 in Turkey, but ZOMG WHAT ABOUT ROONEY???????? [Guardian]
• In other action, Barcelona pick up a 2-0 win over FC Copenhagen, and Schalke top Hapoel Tel Aviv 3-1, on the back of a Raul brace. [Soccernet]
• Iron Maiden-powered Liverpool take on Napoli, and Manchester City host Lech Poznan, among about 50 other Europa League matches today. [Sky Sport]
• Roy Hodgson fears that United may try to replace the departing Wayne Rooney with Fernando Torres. [F365]