Morning Roundup, 05/21/09

It was at this point when Darijo Srna discovered the trophy could also be used to bludgeon his enemies.

• Waxtep (or Shakhtar Donetsk, if you will) are UEFA Cup champions after beating Werder Bremen, 2-1, in Istanbul. [Guardian]
• Xabi Alonso linked to Real Madrid. Also linked to the Spanish giants: Every decent soccer player, ever. [Daily Express]
• Celtic have seen enough promise in US U-23 goalie Dominic Cervi to make him the club's third string goalkeeper. U-S-A! U-S-A! [BBC Sport]