Wednesday, May 6, 2009

CALL THE WAAAAHMBULANCE!!



Chelsea took an extremely difficult loss in the semifinals of the Champions League today against Barcelona, and it's understandable that some of the players were frustrated by the officiating at the end. But Didier Drogba proves (not for the first time) in the video above that he is always quite capable of throwing a bitchfest tantrum that a two year old would be proud of.

I think what finally got me in this video was the end, when he turned to the TV camera and continued bitching and swearing on air. I imagine he's still bitching about all the sand in his vagina as we speak. Congratulations, Didier Drogba, you just passed Cristiano Ronaldo to top the list of soccer players I want to be the next stomping victim of Wayne Rooney.

3 comments:

blastbao said...

Anyone who think Barcelona should have won that game is an idiot. That ref was horrible and Chelsea outplayed them for a full 90 minutes. A special "Fuck You" goes out to all the people who are saying "A win for Barca is a win for football." Go die, asshats.

blastbao said...

And also, if you didn't watch the game, and only saw the highlights, then you have no right to talk shit about Chelsea. Even Barca players know they got away with murder.

Mathemagician said...

A few things:

1) It's unfortunate and undeserved that Chelsea lost, yes. But these players were calling for somewhere in the neighborhood of 4 to 6 penalties over the course of the match, and maybe one AT MOST was justified. So yes, Chelsea were a bit screwed, but the players all seemed to think they deserved a whole lot more than they actually did. Calling out the refs after losing a tight match is the stuff of sore losers. (Read: Chelsea players, not blastbao...I understand the homerism)

2) The absolute worst call in the game, by a goddamn country mile, was the red card on Abidal for Anelka's right foot tripping over Anelka's fucking left foot.

3) My main point, and I cannot stress this enough, is that Didier Drogba is the biggest fucking baby on this thing we call Planet Earth. I don't care who "should have won" (and yes, I did see the whole game), his post-match reaction was the stuff that reminds me why I hate the fucking NBA (superstar divas who think they're entitled to win everything and can't lose without a breakdown of any and all civility) Understand that 99% of my Chelsea hate is Didier Drogba related.

4) We should make posts out of back-and-forth arguments such as this, dammit. Actually, if you see this, e-mail me tomorrow and maybe we can put something together. Frankly, we probably should have had the foresight to post the back-and-forth we had after the Chelsea/Liverpool second leg, because that was some solid stuff.