Morning Roundup, 03/17/09

• Happy St. Patrick's day, everyone.
• Remember the whole Carlos Tevez affair from back when he was with West Ham in 2007? Well, it's not over. Not by a long shot. [BBC Sport, The Times]
• Mark Hughes may bench Robinho. Good thing he's not the most expensive player in the history of English soccer, or anything... Because, if that was the case, City would look pretty silly. [Guardian]
• Columbus top SBI's inaugural MLS Power Rankings. Real Salt Lake appear at the head of the "Stupid Team Name" charts. [SBI]