Morning Roundup, 03/12/09

• The Special One may have punched a dude following his side's loss last night. JOSE MOURINHO IS GONNA FIGHT! [BBC News]
• Apparently , the sun never sets on the Premier League's empire, either. Both Arsenal and United progress, meaning all four English clubs have progressed Champions League Quarterfinals. Elsewhere, Barcelona whoop Lyon and Porto are through after a 0-0 draw with Atletico. [Sky Sports]
• In what can only be seen as an an improvement in Rome's security after past incidents, only one Arsenal fan was stabbed last night. [Goal.com]
• Looks like Portland is on their way to being awarded the next MLS franchise. Hopefully this will bring Timber Jim back. [SBI]