Morning Roundup, 02/25/09

• HEADLINE PUN ALERT: Current Real Madrid president Vicente Boluda modestly predicts a 5-1 aggregate win over Liverpool in the Champions League, thus providing the impetus for the"High Five!" headline over at the Daily Mail. Former Madrid president Ramon Calderon is not impressed by his successor, however, as he would have predicted a 100-0 aggregate victory AND claimed to have signed Cristiano Ronaldo. [Daily Mail]
• Arsenal draw first blood in the Premier League-Serie A showdown, outclassing Roma at the Emirates. AH, YAIS. ZEES IS FOOTBALL. [Guardian]
• Inter draw 0-0 with Man U at the San Siro. [BBC Sport]
• And Barcelona scrape a draw at Lyon. Let me get things rolling for the pundits... Two draws and a loss in their last three matches: IS IT CRISIS TIME AT THE NOU CAMP!?!?!?!? (Answer: No.) [Goal.com]
• Fulham overcome Championship side Swansea in the FA cup. But the bigger story is that Clint Dempsey did something! Goooooooo America! [SBI]