Morning Roundup, 02/10/09

Is the Gooch gonna have to hit a bitch?

• THIS JUST IN: The Mexican National Team is lamer than a set of polio legs. Unfortunately, they may actually  stand a chance in this one, though, as we're spotting them Brian Ching starting alone up front. [SBI]
• Oh, yeah, and Big Phil was fired, or something. Who would have thought that Chelsea fans would yearn for the days of Avram Grant? [BBC Sport]
• Guus Hiddink may take over the helm at Stamford Bridge. [Guardian]
• Tony Adams considered quitting Fratton Park. So I guess getting fired was just all part of his plan, then. [Sky Sports]