Morning Roundup, 01/13/09

• Landypants scores in his second game with Bayern.  He is determined to follow the words of his idol, Jesse Frederick, and "Make it better... The second time around..." (in Germany). [Yahoo!]
• Allow me to channel Walter Sobchak: BIG PHIL, YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT. [Unprofessional Foul]
• Ronaldo wins FIFA Player of the Year award. Thanks Sir Alex. [BBC Sport]
• He is so grateful to his manager and club, in fact, that he (allegedly) agrees to a deal with Real Madrid. [F365]