Morning Roundup, 01/09/09

• The battle for Roque Santa Cruz and his 4 goals this season continues. Blackburn apparently wants Darren Bent-type money for the striker. [BBC]
  
• For some strange reason, Yaya Toure would rather play for arguably the world's best club than be involved in a relegation battle. [The Guardian]
• Newcastle have turned down two bids for Joey "Felony" Barton. In other shocking news, 2 clubs actually want to sign Joey Barton. [Sky Sports]
• David Beckham may not return to the MLS. BUT WHAT ABOUT HERBALIFE, BECKS? WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO HERBALIFE? [Soccernet]
• Podolski to return to Koln, possibly freeing up a spot on Bayern's bench for Landypants. [F365]