Why? Why ees evereetheeng so unfair? Zat Scuttish douchebag gets all zee breaks! Zis schedule ees a travesty! Eef only we could do eet my way, then theengs woold be fair. Just eemageene, a world where my beauteefool football club gets a fair shake!
/drinks REAL champagne
A world where attempteeng to tackle Cesc ees puneeshable weeth jail time!
/readjusts beret
A world where zee JJB Stadeeum is blown to beets!
/mocks Americans
A world where points are scored for making zee extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra pass! Even eef you don't feeneesh!!
/raises armpits to expose all of London to powerful B.O.
One day, zee FA will realize the absurdity of zeir scheduleeng, and on zat day, zee Gunners shall rise again!
/Looks up again, longingly, at Aston Villa
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